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Best poem about turning 30! feb, 6 06

FUNNY POEM I WROTE ABOUT GETTING OLD!!

OVER THE HILL````30!

A Poem

I need some Centrum Silver,

And a package of Depends,

The road to thirty has given me some unlikely new friends,

Like Diet shakes and Body aches,

Doctor’s offices and Insurance Flakes,

METAMUCIL! SURE GIVE ME A HIT!

Pot, coke, and speed!  That’s only for kids with zits,

At dinner, I am in awe, for it seems that my meal is VERY, VERY Small

No dessert for me, nope not at all, since my metabolism has now come to a crawl,

After dinner, I’ll go down and pick up my new walker,

Oh, did I fail to mention to the pharmacist that I am quite the pill popper?

Now, I am in my red robe and slippers, why has my stomach become so very vicious

I suppose I’ll take an ex-lax or two,

It’s not like I was going to stay up and SCREW!

Back in bed at a quarter past nine, I think being a cat lady will be JUST FINE,

I might as well go to bed; I don’t have anything else to do,

Plus, I think I am getting a cold too!

As I go off to bed at a child’s bedtime,

I am over the hill,

What a terrible fait!

But it does happen to everyone, so you just wait!

Copyright Annemieke Jeanette Patterson

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